SHEESH…NOT AGAIN!
Monday February 4, 2008
AP ~ SUBURBAN MARYLAND – In a recent interview with The Aged Cat, it was announced that a Kung Fu Squirrel, donned in black garb and armed with nun-chucks is on the scene. It has been rumored that this squirrel is seeking revenge on Jonesy for chasing off two squirrels out of his yard last week. This seems to be an ongoing war on Jonesy ever since he dug up a few measly nuts in his back yard that presumably belonged to a crazy tree rat called “Super Squirrel”.
In secret, Jonesy rounded up a few of his friends. He called Rusty but he was busy taking a nap. Tuffy wanted to help, but he lives in Memphis and couldn’t get here in time. Now it’s time to get out the big guns! He brought in the Chihuahua Commandos!
The Chihuahua Commandos
After everyone was gathered, they couldn’t find Tinky.
Zzzzzzzz…zzzzzzzzz
After taking a long nap and a doing a lot of meditation, Jonesy donned on his Ninja outfit, and with his army behind him, he faced that good for nothing buck toothed rodent with nun-chucks.
Ninja Jonesy
Oh, it was a mess. Jonesy chased that squirrel all over the yard. Zip… into the neighbors yard. Zip….. up on the slope. Zip around the house. Zip….down the street. Then Jonesy realized ….he had a better way to catch this pesky squirrel. He ran into the house and pulled out his secret weapon……
THE EASY BUTTON!
He pushed that Easy Button, and Zap….the squirrel was caught. Stripped of his Kung Fu outfit and his nun-chucks, that bothersome squirrel was put in a cage and transported to his friends and family in Armpit Alabama, never to wreak havoc again!
Lemme Outta Here!
There is Peace once again in Doggy Bloggy Land!
Peace To All!
Disclaimer: All Mutts and Squirrels were portrayed by actors from Flickr. No one was harmed in the making of this blog.
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4urpets 
February 4, 2008 at 12:02 pm
Yea Jonesy!! I’d have come to help if I could have got there in time! Let’s hope he stays in Armpit.
February 4, 2008 at 12:46 pm
Way to go guys! You rule!
Wow, that’s a really weird looking squirrel in the last picture. It looks like he’s got bunny ears or something.
Maybe someday when I get big I can chase squirrels with you. Right now I’m not fast enough ’cause I’m little. I look up to you guys, tho, ‘cuz you’re awesome. I read your blog for tips 🙂
lil Behr Behr 🙂
http://behrrake.wordpress.com/
February 4, 2008 at 7:10 pm
Here’s the dog treat recipe.. I got it during the pet food scare.. Sophie and Sully LOVE them!!!
Enjoy!
Super Simple Chunky Peanut Dog Treats
I N G R E D I E N T S
2 cups whole wheat flour
1 tablespoon baking powder
1 cup natural peanut butter
1 cup non fat milk
I N S T R U C T I O N S
Preheat your oven to 375 degrees.
Grease cookie sheets.
In large bowl, combine flour and baking powder. Use another bowl and combine the peanut butter and milk.
Add the milk and peanut butter mixture to the dry ingredients and mix well.
On floured surface, turn out the knead. Roll out to 1/4″ thick. Cut out using cookie cutters.
Place on baking sheets and bake for about 20 minutes or until lightly browned. Place on racks to cool then store in airtight containers.
Thank yooooo! I have all those ingredients. They will be getting freshly baked “cookies” this weekend (or maybe sooner).
Kathryn
February 4, 2008 at 8:15 pm
Sorry I couldn’t get there in time. I’m glad you had the commandos though.
Tuffy
February 5, 2008 at 1:00 am
[This made me laugh so loud I scared The Aged!] From Alabama, I’m hearing the distant strains of Paul McCartney & Wings “Squirrel on the Run” (aka “Band on the Run”).
Nice work Jonesy! [salute!]
(Tinky, Tinky, Tinky. . . . tsk tsk)
I wish I was able to put sound on my blog, I would have used that song.
Kathryn
February 8, 2008 at 3:02 am
This is adorable! Wonderful job! I especially love the disclaimer!
WOOF!
March 11, 2008 at 2:36 am
[…] we had trouble with squirrels again because Jonesy dug up some peanuts that the squirrels buried in our yard. You will have to read about Jonesy’s secret weapon […]
March 14, 2008 at 8:04 am
Ha Ha Brilliantly composed. A great story. They’re so cut though, hard to immagine them being pests.
Yes they are cute. They are considered a rodent, so if you think of them as “tree rats” and you have that picture in your mind, you won’t think they were that cute.
Jonesy