Monday February 4, 2008
AP ~ SUBURBAN MARYLAND – In a recent interview with The Aged Cat, it was announced that a Kung Fu Squirrel, donned in black garb and armed with nun-chucks is on the scene. It has been rumored that this squirrel is seeking revenge on Jonesy for chasing off two squirrels out of his yard last week. This seems to be an ongoing war on Jonesy ever since he dug up a few measly nuts in his back yard that presumably belonged to a crazy tree rat called “Super Squirrel”.
In secret, Jonesy rounded up a few of his friends. He called Rusty but he was busy taking a nap. Tuffy wanted to help, but he lives in Memphis and couldn’t get here in time. Now it’s time to get out the big guns! He brought in the Chihuahua Commandos!
The Chihuahua Commandos
After everyone was gathered, they couldn’t find Tinky.
After taking a long nap and a doing a lot of meditation, Jonesy donned on his Ninja outfit, and with his army behind him, he faced that good for nothing buck toothed rodent with nun-chucks.
Oh, it was a mess. Jonesy chased that squirrel all over the yard. Zip… into the neighbors yard. Zip….. up on the slope. Zip around the house. Zip….down the street. Then Jonesy realized ….he had a better way to catch this pesky squirrel. He ran into the house and pulled out his secret weapon……
THE EASY BUTTON!
He pushed that Easy Button, and Zap….the squirrel was caught. Stripped of his Kung Fu outfit and his nun-chucks, that bothersome squirrel was put in a cage and transported to his friends and family in Armpit Alabama, never to wreak havoc again!
Lemme Outta Here!
There is Peace once again in Doggy Bloggy Land!
Peace To All!
Disclaimer: All Mutts and Squirrels were portrayed by actors from Flickr. No one was harmed in the making of this blog.