I THEE WED

All three of my Chihuahuas were lazing around on the couch with me. We were having our quiet time and I was watching TV. Sissy was on my lap, Jonesy was on the pillow next to my arm, and Tinky was right beside him. Everything was peaceful. 

I looked down and saw Tinky, slowly, calmly and, methodically licking Jonesy’s head.  Lick….lick….lick….lick. Jonesy’s head was on the pillow, his eyes were closed and he had that look of euphoria on his little face.  I thought to myself, “These two really love each other. ”

Sometimes Tinky is really mean to Jonesy. Without warning, her and Jonesy will exchange blows. Their teeth will show and they will ghash and gnarl at each other. They look like they have the intent to “kill”. I have to break it up or one of them will wind up at the vet’s.  Tinky always initiates the brawls. 

I thought about their strange behavior with her being so sweet and grooming him one moment, and then the next moment they are going to blows.  I came to the conclusion that they looked and acted like an old married couple. OH MY GOSH….DID THEY SECRETLY GET MARRIED?

“THIS IS A DEPICTION OF EVENTS THAT MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OCCURED. JONESY AND TINKY ARE PORTRAYED BY ACTORS. “

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