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THE FURMINATOR

May 22, 2008

SISSY GIVES THE FURMINATOR 4 PAWS UP!!

I have the neatest pet store that I go to. Every Wednesday evening and Saturday afternoon they have a shot clinic. I always take my dogs because it saves on the vet bill. You can also purchase your dog license there. Other services include free nail clipping, and deshedding your dog or cat.

Since I have all this money that George Dubya gave me, all I can think about is how to spend it. I was at my neighborhood pet store yesterday to get some kibble for the kids and I wanted to spend some of my economic stimulus money on a FURminator for Sissy and Tinky. The FURminator is a deshedding tool that eliminates excess fur from your pet. The stainless steel edge grabs and removes the loose, dead undercoat without damaging or cutting the top coat. I went up to the register to pay for the food and looked for  it, and they were out of stock!  The girl behind the counter assured me that they were getting a delivery today and I told her I would be back.

She offered to deshed Sissy if I would bring her in. I came back with Jonesy and Sissy and they both got their nails trimmed and Sissy got deshedded. For a small dog, I swear she had enough fur to make a small sweater for Tinky. She even looks a pound thinner! Her coat is now beautiful and shiny, and she knows she looks pretty too.

Hey all you hairy dogs out there, and you know who you are, have your mom spend some of that stimulus tax money on one of those FURminators for you.