BYE BYE ADVENTURES
“BYE BYE ADVENTURES” ~ BY TINKY
When mom came home from work last night, she pulled out Sissy’s leash and said, “Sissy…you wanna go bye bye?” I don’t know why she didn’t ask me too. I wanna go bye by mom…hey mom, I wanna go bye bye too! Me too mom. Okay mom?
I finally got my way and before you know it, I was leashed up and ready to go. I would have gotten out of the door a lot faster, but my leash was wrapped around mom’s legs. How did that happen?
Where the heck are we going? I hope we’re not going to the groomers. Oh, no…Teresa’s Country Pet Store. We’re getting shots at the shot clinic! Oh nooooooo. I’m shaking…can’t help it!
Mom put Sissy in the shopping cart and she makes me walk. Mom said there wasn’t enough room for both of us to sit in the kiddy seat, and Sissy gets scared and is too fat for mom to hold.
There are lots of doggies and children there. The little kids wanted to pet me. That was nice. Some lady wanted to take a picture of me with her cell phone camera. She thought I was so cute. Then we get up to the table where the lady gives the shots…I’m getting nervous now…and they take Sissy! Whew, it’s Sissy’s time for shots, not me! Woo hoo!
After Sissy gets her shots, mom took us over to this nice lady. Oooh noooo, she is carrying a pair of nail clippers. Since mom was holding me, I got my nails clipped first. My eyes are shut, I’m shaking and about ready to pee all over everything…..please please please, don’t hurt me. Before you know it, she was done and was working on Sissy. Hey, that wasn’t so bad.
Then mom takes us all over the store. First she got us some dog food. Some good stuff for me and Jonesy and some diet food for Tinky. Then she got us some little doggy treats that look like little bones. We went down the toy aisle too, but mom didn’t get us any toys today. When we were at the check out counter, she bought me a beautiful gold and diamond charm to put on my collar. It says puppy love and it has rubies on it too. It must be cost mom a million dollars. Mom said since I was such a good girl, she is letting me have this million dollar charm, and she said that I am worth it.