I’M NO JUNK FOOD JUNKY
Hey everybody, this is Sissy. I just want to tell you that mom’s been lazy lately, and we are out of our favorite peanut dog treats that she makes us. We have been begging her for treats so she had to go into the cupboard to see what she had in there for Jonesy, Tinky and me to snack on.
She pulled out three dee…lish…us treats and asked me which one I wanted.
Hmmm… should I pick the cheese flavored Pup Corn, the healthy dog treat, or the Stuff”Ems, the soft and chewy premium dog treat with the unique shape dogs love? How about the bacon flavored, all natural Woofy Pop? I can’t make up my mind.
Let’s see..the all natural Woofy Pop is made of popcorn, partially hydrogenated soy bean oil, salt and natural flavor. Salt and natural flavor? Won’t salt give me high blood pressure?
The Stuff”Ems have high fructose corn syrup, propylene glycol, collagen, glyceryl monostearate and artificial color. That really sounds nummy!
The cheese flavored Pup Corn looks and smells great. And you know me…I go with my sniffer. The label says that it’s low in fat, low in calories and low in sodium. It’s a healthy dog treat. That’s for me! Mom looked on the label. It doesn’t sound so bad. Along with all that other stuff that’s good for you, it has powdered cellulose, mono and di-glycerides, corn syrup and yellow #6. I don’t see anything wrong with that.
Wait a minute……Hey mom, do you have any vanilla puddin’?