Hey everyone it’s me, Tinky. I went on a treasure hunt today. After mom went to work, I looked around…Sissy and Jonesy were napping on the couch, and I was bored. I decided to explore a little..no harm. I was minding my own business, checking things out, sniffing under the pillows, behind the curtains and under the couch. And what did I spy? “Oh, hello!”….a corn chip! Yessiree, a whole great big, not even broken a teeny little bit corn chip, just waiting for little ole me! I pawed it from under the couch so I could smell the delicious aroma and admire this stunning, slightly dusty, slightly linty corn chip. I put it right in the corner of the chair. Yup, I can see my corn chip. My mouth is watering now.
Before I could take a bite of my crunchy morsel, mom came home and took me for a walk. Gee, I hope Sissy and Jonesy don’t find it. When we got back, it was still there. My mom saw my booty and said, “Ew..what the hey?” She couldn’t see that it was the most perfect corn chip and it was all mine! The second I got back from my walk, I snarfed it up. It was Deee Lish Us!
Woohoo. Do I get a high five?