BATHTIME FOR JONESY
Well, I got a bath the other night. My mom loves to give me a bath in the big grown up bathtub. She says she doesn’t want my dirt in the kitchen sink. The only reason my mom is giving me a bath is to try out the new concoction for ear cleaner that she got from Erin’s Blog.
All this water for little ol’ me!
Just to let you know, I have my tail tucked under my hind legs to protect my private parts from getting wet. I don’t want anything to shrink. And that water is coming out waaay too fast. Lemme outa here!
Whew! It’s all over. Now I have to look forward to squishy ear cleaning and this nasty stuff that mom uses to clean my teeth. What’s wrong with doggy breath. I happen to like the smell of private parts. My mom calls me and Sissy “The Likkibutt Twins”. I think that is a compliment.