Hey everyone, it’s Sissy. I just want to tell everyone that my mom got a card from Dennis the Vizsla Dog the other day. It was a “Thank You” for all the loot that he got from her when he won her caption contest. Mom was so excited when the mail man letter carrier brought the card to her. It also had a little note from Trouble the Kitty. Imagine that! Dennis must have given Trouble the Kitty some of that liquid mom sent to her. Mom sent Trouble the Kitty some liquid catnip knowing that Trouble would leave her attitude at the door and treat Dennis with the respect that he deserves.
Ennyway…. here is a picture of the card Dennis made for mom. Since mom has a cheap Kodak Easy Share camera that doesn’t take good pictures close up, you will have to put on your glasses and I will have to translate it for you. The card says:
(Isn’t this a handsome picture of Dennis? And he’s wearing a kerchief too. I am looking for his pipe. Hey Dennis, are you married? Uh, never mind Dennis…it wouldn’t work out….I’ve been spayed, and besides May-September romances don’t work out either. Ennyway…I digress. My bad!)
TROUBLE THE KITTY SAYS, “HELLO KATHRYN, THIS IS TROUBLE THE KITTY. THANK YOU FOR THE CATNIP TREAT. IS IS EXACTLY WHAT I DESERVE.”
DENNIS SAYS “HELLO KATHRYN IT’S DENNIS THE VIZSLA DOG THANK YOU FOR ALL THE WUDERFUL LOOT IT WUZ VERRY KIND AND JENERUS OF YOO TO SEND ME SO MUCH STUF AND I HAV DESIDED TO TAYK YORE ADVICE AND GIV THE LIKWID TO TROUBLE THE KITTY WE WILL SEE IF IT IMPROOVS HER DIS…DISP…IF IT GIVES HER A BETTER ATTITOOD OK BYE.”
And look….Trouble the Kitty and Dennis the Vizsla Dog even signed the card with real live ink!
Mom really loved the card. She said that when someone thanks you for something that doesn’t need to be thanked for, then they have a lot of manners. Dennis, mom says you have a lot of manners.
Now the card is sitting on the buffet along with all the Mother’s Day cards that she received in May! I will have to look at that card until Christmas when she has to take all the old cards off the buffet to make room for Birthday and Christmas cards. Then she transfers all her cards into a really nice big tin with a lid. Humans! I can’t seem to figure them out.