Posted tagged ‘chihuahuas’

Mama And “The Kids”

November 21, 2008

About two months ago, my daughter and her dog Mama moved in with me. Now the house has three Chihuahuas and one Staffordshire Terrier. Her name is Mama and is the most wonderful dog you could ever have. She is potty trained, doesn’t dig in the yard, doesn’t tear up furniture, and is really loveable. She only has one problem….

Mam thinks she is a little dog and wants to play with Jonesy, Sissy and Tinky. She has good intentions but gets a little rough for three Chihuahuas. She play bows with her ears up, barks and then bats at them with her paws. She loves to take a flying leap and chase them. When she gets to them, she pounces. One time she jumped up on the couch and nuzzled Tinky with her nose and threw her off the couch which landed Tinky on the floor. Other than that, they get along just great.  Although Jonesy, Tinky and Sissy keep a steady eyeball on her at all times.

In order for Jonesy, Sissy and Tinky to be able to go outside and get a little exercise and sunshine, I have to keep Mama indoors and close the sliding glass door.

Here is a picture of Mama and “The Kids”. She wants to go outside and play.  With the door closed, they feel really safe.

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“NANNER NANNER NANNER…CAN’T GET ME!

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LOOK AT THIS FACE….SHE’S JUST A WIDDLE PUPPY THAT CAN DO NO HARM.

Does anyone have any suggestions on how we can keep Mama from pouncing on the dogs. We have tried rattling soda cans with pennies in it and she does stop. She tends to forget and will do it again. She’s five years old, but thinks she’s a small puppy. HELP!

I FOUND A YOUTUBE VIDEO. THIS COULD BE MAMA AND JONESY!

NOW WHY CAN’T THEY PLAY LIKE THIS?

HEY…DONTCHA THINK IT MIGHT JUST BE  THREE CHIHUAHUAS WITH ATTATOOOOODS?

YOU’RE MY BEST FRIEND

April 4, 2008

When you have two blogs, it’s a little difficult to think of things to write everyday. So to lighten things up and to give me a little break, since I have writer’s block, I am posting a video that I think is so cute. As you know I am parial to Chihuahuas. They seem to have a little soul all their own. I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

WHO KILLED JACK SPARROW?

February 21, 2008

When it’s nice outside, I leave the sliding door open so Jonesy, Sissy, and Tinky can go outside and play. They are free to come and go as they please. One day I left the door open and I had to leave for about an hour. I thought there was no harm in leaving the door open so the dogs can enjoy the outdoors. When I returned, I opened the front door and what do I see smack dab in the middle of the living room floor? A dead sparrow! Feathers were all over the place. What a mess.

The dogs were just as happy as a lark, and were running around the living room all excited. So I asked them, “Who killed this sparrow? Which one of you did this? Who is the murderer?” I get no cooperation from the suspects. Then I said, “I am not going to clean up this mess. Who is going to clean this up?” Still no answer.

I just see all three of  them running around in circles, their tails happily wagging, their tongues hanging out of their mouth and panting with “smiles” on their faces.

You know, I would like to think that my three Chihuahuas were brave and went outside, saw the bird and stalked it until they caught it. But since they aren’t “birders”, I really suspect that this poor unlucky bird had already met his demise and the dogs found it laying on the lawn and decided to take it into the house for some fun and games. Yup…that’s what I think really happened. I still don’t know who did it. Their lips are sealed.

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POOR JACK SPARROW

A SIMPLE MEME

February 19, 2008

Here is a real quick and simple Meme that I got from Gina  awhile ago. I didn’t post it right away because I was memed out. Now things have settled down, so here is a simple meme (pronounced like cream). Feel free to use it for your blog if you want.

Sissy is going to answer these questions. For those of you who don’t know Sissy, she is one of my Chihuahuas.

I love to: Play tug of war with my soft toys.  My favorite thing is to get them from my mom and squeak the daylights out of them. I get so excited. My tail wags, I pull and tug and growl. Then Tinky and Jonesy gets all excited and all of us are barking and running around. It’s sooo much fun.

I hate to: Take baths. I hate the water, and I stink afterwards. I have to suffer through ear cleaning, nail clipping and tooth brushing.

I love to go: Riding in the car and stick my nose out the window. What wonderful smells I get. Snifffffff….

I hate to go: To the evil vets. I always get a shot or something that is not good. I don’t even like the doggy treats they give me. Yuck.

I love it when: Mommy tells me, “Let me see that tummy!”. Then I know it’s time to roll over for some tummy rubbin’ time. My Mommy always says that I have the cutest fattest little tummy in the world. Everybody says my tummy looks like a football.

I hate it when: My Mommy asks me stupid questions like, “Sissy, do you want to take a bath? Doesn’t she know that the answer is always, “No”.

I love to see: Rabbits in the yard. That way I know there are plentiful rabbit raisins out there to eat.

I hate to see: Squirrels that deliberately try to make drivers crash their cars by suddenly running across the street.

I love to hear: Are you hungry? You wanna cookie? Come get breakfast.

I hate to hear: The word, “No”, “Get off the couch”, and “Stop licking yourself”.

SHEESH…NOT AGAIN!

February 4, 2008

Monday February 4, 2008

AP ~ SUBURBAN MARYLAND – In a recent interview with The Aged Cat, it was announced that a Kung Fu Squirrel, donned in black garb and armed with nun-chucks is on the scene. It has been rumored that this squirrel is seeking revenge on Jonesy for chasing off two squirrels out of his yard last week. This seems to be an ongoing war on Jonesy ever since he dug up a few measly nuts in his back yard that presumably belonged to a crazy tree rat called “Super Squirrel”.

In secret, Jonesy rounded up a few of his friends. He called Rusty but he was  busy taking a nap. Tuffy wanted to help, but he lives in Memphis and couldn’t get here in time. Now it’s time to get out the big guns! He brought in the Chihuahua Commandos!

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The Chihuahua Commandos

After everyone was gathered, they couldn’t find Tinky. 

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Zzzzzzzz…zzzzzzzzz

After taking a long nap and a doing a lot of meditation, Jonesy donned on his Ninja outfit, and with his army behind him, he faced that good for nothing buck toothed rodent with nun-chucks. 

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Ninja Jonesy

Oh, it was a mess. Jonesy chased that squirrel all over the yard. Zip… into the neighbors yard. Zip….. up on the slope. Zip around the house. Zip….down the street. Then Jonesy realized ….he had a better way to catch this pesky squirrel. He ran into the house and pulled out his secret weapon…… 

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 THE EASY BUTTON!

He pushed that Easy Button, and Zap….the squirrel was caught. Stripped of his Kung Fu outfit and his nun-chucks, that bothersome squirrel was put in a cage and transported to his friends and family in Armpit Alabama, never to wreak havoc again! 

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Lemme Outta Here!

There is Peace once again in Doggy Bloggy Land!  

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Peace To All!

Disclaimer: All Mutts and Squirrels were portrayed by actors from Flickr. No one was harmed in the making of this blog.

A J.O.B. FOR TINKY!

January 28, 2008

 As you all know, Tinky and Jonesy got into it earlier this week and Jonesy got a shiner. The vet bill was expensive and I told Tinky that she was going to have to get a job to pay me back.

I was checking on Canine Craig’s List to see what possible jobs are out there for a mean little Chihuahua. I saw an ad that looks like a perfect job for Tinky. “Wanted… Little Dogs to Clean Computer Screens.  Great benefits and all the water you can drink. Send your resume to Pugsy.”

 

Guess I’ll send in Tinky’s Resume…

JONESY THE RABBI

January 25, 2008

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This is Jonesy, The Mexican Rabbi

Here is a picture of Jonesy as a Rabbi. My friends and family has argued with me that since Jonesy is a Mexican Chihuahu, he can’t be Jewish. I beg to differ with them. Since Jonesy was adopted, it’s possible he can be Jewish. 

What do you think? Is it possible?

THE CALIFORNIA PRIMARY ELECTION HAS GONE TO THE DOGS

January 21, 2008

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(I POSTED THIS TO PISS OFF MY DAUGHTER)

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THE CHIHUAHUA CAUCUS IN SIMI VALLEY, CALIFORNIA

For the first time, the California Primary Elections will be held in February! Usually they are held in June after the entire United States has held their primaries and has named a Candidate. I think holding them in February gives us a little say. It forces the uninformed in California to read about the candidates  instead of just voting for a “winner”.

Before I vote, Sissy, Jonesy and Tinky have asked me a few questions about the candidates. These are very interesting questions and I must find the answers before making any informed decisions when voting.

 Sissy: “Does Huckabee eat Kennel Ration or Alpo?”

Jonesy: “Where is Guiliani?”

Tinky: “What is Hillary’s stand on Illegal Immigration? (All my dogs are Mexican Chihuahuas and none them have papers.)

Jonesy: “Is Barack current in his rabies shots?”

Who would you vote for to lead our Nation?

1.  Barack Obama

2. Hillary Clinton

3. Mike Huckabee

4. Mitt Romney

5. Chihuahuas

6. Shih Tsus

7. Greyhounds

8. Dalmations

9. (Your Dog’s Breed Here)

OBSCURE FACTS ABOUT MY DOGS

January 15, 2008

It’s another slow news day around here. Sometimes I start a blog, then I get bored of it and save it to work on another day. Since I haven’t started a new blog, I thought I would  let you know a few obscure and weird things about my my three Chihuahuas, Jonesy, Sissy, and Tinky:

 1. I have been lying to Sissy all these years. She thinks she is a Chihuahua.

2. Jonesy belongs to the “Save Our Carpet Union“.

3. Jonesy looks like my father.

4. I am getting my dogs jobs.

5. I think Jonesy and Tinky are secretly married.

6. Even though Jonesy is a Mexican Chihuahua, he is a Rabbi (he was adopted).

7.  I dress my dogs up for Halloween.

Now I just know that made your day. It did mine! :)

“CHIHUAHUA” KITTY

January 11, 2008

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Those of you who read my blogs, know that I have three Chihuahuas. They also know that I do not have cats. I love cats, but I am afraid that if I got a cat, it will take one swat at my poor defenseless little Chihuahuas, and they would be milk toast. 

If I were to get a cat, I would love to have one that looks just like the one above. Don’t you think it looks a little bit like a Chihuahua? Si?


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