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CROSS BREED DOGS

December 5, 2007

I thought these were so funny, so I would like share them with you.  This is really vital information because if you have any of these cross breed dogs, you will know what to call them.

  • Pointer + Setter = Pointsetter, a great Christmas dog
  • Kerry Blue Terrier+ Skye Terrier = Blue Sky, a dog for visionaries
  • Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso = Peekasso, an abstract dog
  • Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel = Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle
  • Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever = Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists
  • Newfoundland + Basset Hound = Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors
  • Terrier + Bulldog = Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes
  • Bloodhound + Labrador = Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly
  • Malamute + Pointer = Moot Point, owned by…oh, well, it doesn’t matter anyway
  • Collie + Malamute = Commute, a dog that travels to work
  • Deerhound + Terrier = Derriere, a dog that’s true to the end
  • Bull Terrier + Shitzu = Bullshitz, a gregarious but unreliable breed

I pass Sissy off as a Chihuahua, but I think there may have been a “doggy in the wood pile” somewhere.  Maybe she is a “Chowhuahua“?