A CARD FROM DENNIS THE VIZSLA DOG
Hey everyone, it’s Sissy. I just want to tell everyone that my mom got a card from Dennis the Vizsla Dog the other day. It was a “Thank You” for all the loot that he got from her when he won her caption contest. Mom was so excited when the mail man letter carrier brought the card to her. It also had a little note from Trouble the Kitty. Imagine that! Dennis must have given Trouble the Kitty some of that liquid mom sent to her. Mom sent Trouble the Kitty some liquid catnip knowing that Trouble would leave her attitude at the door and treat Dennis with the respect that he deserves.
Ennyway…. here is a picture of the card Dennis made for mom. Since mom has a cheap Kodak Easy Share camera that doesn’t take good pictures close up, you will have to put on your glasses and I will have to translate it for you. The card says:
“THANKS!”
(Isn’t this a handsome picture of Dennis? And he’s wearing a kerchief too. I am looking for his pipe. Hey Dennis, are you married? Uh, never mind Dennis…it wouldn’t work out….I’ve been spayed, and besides May-September romances don’t work out either. Ennyway…I digress. My bad!)
TROUBLE THE KITTY SAYS, “HELLO KATHRYN, THIS IS TROUBLE THE KITTY. THANK YOU FOR THE CATNIP TREAT. IS IS EXACTLY WHAT I DESERVE.”
DENNIS SAYS “HELLO KATHRYN IT’S DENNIS THE VIZSLA DOG THANK YOU FOR ALL THE WUDERFUL LOOT IT WUZ VERRY KIND AND JENERUS OF YOO TO SEND ME SO MUCH STUF AND I HAV DESIDED TO TAYK YORE ADVICE AND GIV THE LIKWID TO TROUBLE THE KITTY WE WILL SEE IF IT IMPROOVS HER DIS…DISP…IF IT GIVES HER A BETTER ATTITOOD OK BYE.”
And look….Trouble the Kitty and Dennis the Vizsla Dog even signed the card with real live ink!
Mom really loved the card. She said that when someone thanks you for something that doesn’t need to be thanked for, then they have a lot of manners. Dennis, mom says you have a lot of manners.
Now the card is sitting on the buffet along with all the Mother’s Day cards that she received in May! I will have to look at that card until Christmas when she has to take all the old cards off the buffet to make room for Birthday and Christmas cards. Then she transfers all her cards into a really nice big tin with a lid. Humans! I can’t seem to figure them out.
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July 16, 2008 at 4:17 am
Dennis is indeed a very well-mannered (and grateful) dog! And Trouble is, well, Trouble.
July 16, 2008 at 1:13 pm
Some day we hope to meet Dennis. He was our inspiration for getting through those tuff times vizslas go through growing up. When Rocket would do something I’d say “look what Dennis does” and we could no longer complain. I’m sure he enjoyed the loot with much fan fare!
July 16, 2008 at 1:36 pm
Dennis has gotten a lot better. New visitors to his site might wonder why it’s called “Dennis’s Diary of Destruction”!
Kathryn, I heard a rumor that there might be a crate in Jonesy’s future. What sort of advice were you looking for with respect to that?
July 16, 2008 at 1:52 pm
I just love your mail you received…so personalized too! Way to go! Dennis does have nice manners!
July 16, 2008 at 3:07 pm
That was a very nice card!
July 16, 2008 at 3:38 pm
What a nice thing for Dennis to do!! He does have manners! The art of letter writing and thank you notes is dying away sadly. Thank you Dennis for keeping the art alive! I love your comment to Dennis Kathryn.
hehe Just like you with your wonderful sense of humor.
Snazzy picture of Dennis!
Gina,
That was Sissy wantiing to know if Dennis was married…..not me. I’m not into dogs. heh heh
Kathryn
July 17, 2008 at 9:35 pm
Ahhh.. that is so sweet…
Sophie and Sully STALK out “letter carrier”.. they love to scare the you know what out of him every day.. they just love it!
July 18, 2008 at 7:53 pm
Awww, how sweet of Dennis & Trouble to send a thank you card. And I love the kerchief, I can’t resist a furry in a kerchief!
July 18, 2008 at 10:49 pm
Dennis is such a nice Dawg.
P.S. I found a Horhuahua for you….
http://intas.wordpress.com/2008/07/18/horhuahua/
July 19, 2008 at 2:18 am
Cool Card!
July 19, 2008 at 2:04 pm
That is a really cute card!
July 24, 2008 at 2:04 pm
“real live ink”! I love it! What a cute card
July 26, 2008 at 12:54 am
Woo hoo? Kathryn…where are you?
August 5, 2008 at 7:08 pm
I hope your on a really great vacation! Check back with all of us soon! Miss you!
August 5, 2008 at 8:38 pm
Hey where you gone too?????
ou haven’t quit blogging have you????
August 10, 2008 at 2:25 am
Hey, we miss you guys!
Pedro & my mom
August 10, 2008 at 5:30 pm
Hi guys! I’m back! How are you? I see you haven’t been here for awhile, Hope everything is ok!
August 10, 2008 at 11:49 pm
I have an award for you.
August 11, 2008 at 1:47 pm
Wonderful card!!!
August 15, 2008 at 2:51 pm
Hi guys! We miss you, come back soon!
August 19, 2008 at 12:23 pm
Still missing you guys! Hope things are getting better in your dawg house!!!
Pedro & Rachel
August 19, 2008 at 5:47 pm
Hey Jonesy, Sissy and Tinky, I miss you something awful. Please come back.
Tuffy @ http://tuffystale.wordpress.com
August 21, 2008 at 2:19 am
I’m with Tuffy! Please come back!
Barklove,
Rusty
August 23, 2008 at 4:54 pm
Come back and join Tinky, Sissy and Jonesy in Rusty’s Squirrel Patrol. they can all have their won certificate!
August 28, 2008 at 1:16 pm
Just stopping by again to see how you’re doing. My mom says to email her and let her know you’re ok!
Pedro
September 9, 2008 at 5:31 pm
Hope you are doing well.. hope to hear from you and the pups soon!!
September 23, 2008 at 1:19 pm
I left an award for you guys on my blog today!
Pedro
October 3, 2008 at 7:18 pm
Wow what a beautiful card! I never get any mail except my petco/petsmart coupons! Hows it going guys?
Licks,
Kylie
October 4, 2008 at 3:50 pm
Nope, still gone! Miss you.
October 9, 2008 at 10:51 pm
Hey! Jonesy, Tinky and Sissy, come meet my new baby brother!
October 15, 2008 at 11:04 pm
Miss you. Are the fires near you? I hope not.
October 15, 2008 at 11:05 pm
Miss you Katherine and babies. How are they? Is the fire newar you? Hope not.
October 24, 2008 at 6:40 am
Happy blogoversary!
Congratulation~
Life beside the edge